Watermelon
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intensely_human@lemm.eereplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
“Oh look, somebody on drugs left a watermelon on my porch”
People who are up at 3 am underestimate the experiential variety of people on a regular schedule.
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It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.
If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.
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Did you at least send "Nice." back? That's an impressive amount of cheese.
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n_emoo@lemmy.careplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
Call the offices of James P Alibini and see of they handle hate crimes first.
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waz@feddit.ukreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
Less sinister than nailing a chicken to their door I guess
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morrowind@lemmy.mlreplied to generalemergency@lemmy.world last edited by
Idk what that is, but I found the one I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9te2pd/anons_antibullying_pineapples/
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db2@lemmy.worldreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
Maybe in 2012 grocery prices buddy. Not now.
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frigidaphelion@lemmy.worldreplied to morrowind@lemmy.ml last edited by
How I Met Your Mother was a polular american sitcom from ~ the mid 2000's to the early 2010's
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morrowind@lemmy.mlreplied to frigidaphelion@lemmy.world last edited by
good to know, thanks
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harmsy@lemmy.worldreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
I think Durians would be more memorable, especially if you smash them a bit and let them start rotting before you drop them off.
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septimaeus@infosec.pubreplied to death_equity@lemmy.world last edited by
it would be racist if white people tried to participate
“Racially insensitive,” perhaps, but just trying to participate in someone’s culture is usually pro-social. Only as a form of mockery would I call that racist.
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death_equity@lemmy.worldreplied to septimaeus@infosec.pub last edited by
Hence the leaving of "stereotypical black cultural gifts". You can imagine what white people would leave as a gift for a black person, that they only understand from popular culture.
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parody@lemmings.worldreplied to death_equity@lemmy.world last edited by
Afro-American solstice fruit Santa
lol
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frayedpickles@lemmy.cafereplied to db2@lemmy.world last edited by
What does a banana even cost?
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lugal@sopuli.xyzreplied to frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe last edited by
You won't believe it, it's bananas!
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Every Jan 16th black people give a watermelon to the honkies
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superears@lemmy.worldreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
I've pondered frozen hot dogs. You can get a pack of 36 and whip'em from your car into recipients' homes and driveways. If you don't actually break anything you minimize how much anyone else will care, and you might force them to decide whether to whine to the cops/courts about vandal hot dogs or just relish their new reality.
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Bob Smithreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
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bradleyuffner@lemmy.worldreplied to themaninblack@lemmy.world last edited by
But then I'll have one less watermelon.