Watermelon

[intensely_human@lemm.ee]

“Oh look, somebody on drugs left a watermelon on my porch”

People who are up at 3 am underestimate the experiential variety of people on a regular schedule.

[death_equity@lemmy.world]

It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.

If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.

[sabata11792@ani.social]

Did you at least send "Nice." back? That's an impressive amount of cheese.

[n_emoo@lemmy.ca]

Call the offices of James P Alibini and see of they handle hate crimes first.

[waz@feddit.uk]

Less sinister than nailing a chicken to their door I guess

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

Idk what that is, but I found the one I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9te2pd/anons_antibullying_pineapples/

[db2@lemmy.world]

Maybe in 2012 grocery prices buddy. Not now.

[frigidaphelion@lemmy.world]

How I Met Your Mother was a polular american sitcom from ~ the mid 2000's to the early 2010's
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

good to know, thanks

[harmsy@lemmy.world]

I think Durians would be more memorable, especially if you smash them a bit and let them start rotting before you drop them off.

[septimaeus@infosec.pub]

it would be racist if white people tried to participate

“Racially insensitive,” perhaps, but just trying to participate in someone’s culture is usually pro-social. Only as a form of mockery would I call that racist.

[death_equity@lemmy.world]

Hence the leaving of "stereotypical black cultural gifts". You can imagine what white people would leave as a gift for a black person, that they only understand from popular culture.

[parody@lemmings.world]

Afro-American solstice fruit Santa

lol

[frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe]

What does a banana even cost?

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

You won't believe it, it's bananas!

[ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca]

Every Jan 16th black people give a watermelon to the honkies

[superears@lemmy.world]

I've pondered frozen hot dogs. You can get a pack of 36 and whip'em from your car into recipients' homes and driveways. If you don't actually break anything you minimize how much anyone else will care, and you might force them to decide whether to whine to the cops/courts about vandal hot dogs or just relish their new reality.