Watermelon

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

Wasn't there some copypasta about someone leaving a pineapple on their bully's step and driving them mad

[generalemergency@lemmy.world]

That's a How I Met Your Mother plotline

[senseless@feddit.org]

Aka the HIMYM pineapple on the nightstand

[aaa@feddit.org]

And if you leave an axe in it, you'll occupy the whole neighborhood's minds for some time.

[mkhopper@lemmy.world]

Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, "Dude... I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!"

No idea who sent it. Wasn't even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn't need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

[madbob@feddit.nl]

This is sort of relevant if you've got an hour to sit and listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNPmTZQySk

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

I'd just assume it was for somebody else, wrong address, and leave it.

[intensely_human@lemm.ee]

“Oh look, somebody on drugs left a watermelon on my porch”

People who are up at 3 am underestimate the experiential variety of people on a regular schedule.

[death_equity@lemmy.world]

It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.

If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.

[sabata11792@ani.social]

Did you at least send "Nice." back? That's an impressive amount of cheese.

[n_emoo@lemmy.ca]

Call the offices of James P Alibini and see of they handle hate crimes first.

[waz@feddit.uk]

Less sinister than nailing a chicken to their door I guess

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

Idk what that is, but I found the one I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9te2pd/anons_antibullying_pineapples/

[db2@lemmy.world]

Maybe in 2012 grocery prices buddy. Not now.

[frigidaphelion@lemmy.world]

How I Met Your Mother was a polular american sitcom from ~ the mid 2000's to the early 2010's
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

good to know, thanks

[harmsy@lemmy.world]

I think Durians would be more memorable, especially if you smash them a bit and let them start rotting before you drop them off.