You never swipe!
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kameecoding@lemmy.worldreplied to aesthelete@lemmy.world last edited by
IASIP is Seinfeld cracked up to 11, in some episodes quite literally
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slovene@feddit.nlreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
She’s a swiper, Jerry!
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thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.worldreplied to steal_your_face@lemmy.ml last edited by
more or less every phone has this as well.
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theangryseal@lemmy.worldreplied to slovene@feddit.nl last edited by
The chronicles of daddick?
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dev_null@lemmy.mlreplied to stalinwolf@lemmy.ca last edited by
I love that my gallery app has a “guest view”. I can select some photos, tap “guest view” and hand someone my phone. They can then only swipe across these photos, and if they try to leave the app the lock screen comes up.
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Or, you know, use a gallery app that doesn’t need such workarounds.
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shiftymccool@programming.devreplied to koboldcoterie@pawb.social last edited by
Should that person never get another job ever again? “You said something bad so you and your family must starve!”
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Dragon Rider (drag)replied to stalinwolf@lemmy.ca last edited by
Just make every second image in your phone this GIF:
Get some Operant Conditioning in them.
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stalinwolf@lemmy.careplied to lovablesidekick@lemmy.world last edited by
I apologize for any offense I may have caused, but I believe your presence here is no coincidence. You have to be the messenger. Please pass it along to the others via email chain letter, or perhaps more effectively, state that Mark Zuckerberg has changed the rules of Facebook and requires all users to automatically swipe when handed people’s phones. That should be effective in getting Aunt Joyce to do the exact opposite.
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madjoreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
“What is the deal with swiping on other people’s phones?”
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katana314@lemmy.worldreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
It would be fun to make a “No Swipe Image Viewer” app that lets you pick an image to share - and then presents some searing penalty like a screamer to anyone who swipes to the side.
Just be warned, not for the elderly or faint of heart.
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wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to mintyfresh@lemmy.world last edited by
Yeah, welcome to the era from before they were ubiquitous.
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Dragon Rider (drag)replied to curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com last edited by
Jerry is a Zionist loser who heard “never again” and thought “yeah, let’s exterminate the Palestinians so that no genocide will happen again”
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blackpenguins@lemmy.worldreplied to shiftymccool@programming.dev last edited by
Fired? Yes.
Banned from all other jobs? No.
Banned from jobs that are customer service related? Yes.
You can still be a piece of shit and work in places where that won’t have an effect on people.
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emerald@lemmy.worldreplied to ElectricMachman last edited by
Does Ente photos work locally or is it just a “cloud” situation?
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koboldcoterie@pawb.socialreplied to blackpenguins@lemmy.world last edited by
Banned from jobs that are customer service related forever? No.
This is harder when we shift this to talking about comedians. For a comedian to have a job, people have to want to go to see them specifically. If I go to a show, and have a notably bad experience, I’m probably not going to go see that person / group / whatever again, and if I see videos and read news articles about someone else’s bad experience, that’s also probably enough to make me not want to see them, too.
So, maybe celebrities that get cancelled should have to find a new industry to work in, if what they did is bad enough. At the very least, they need to change their image to the point that they’re appealing to a different audience, if their old audience is no longer interested in seeing their show.
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houseofleft@slrpnk.netreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
Later on, George swipes when she shows a picture to get even, finds out she supports the wrong baseball team, and spends the rest of the episode trying to break up with her without revealing whybecause she’d find out that he swiped.
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Flying Squidreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
“I tried to stop her, Jerry! I tried!”
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skunkworkz@lemmy.worldreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
If you have an iPhone you can turn on Guided Access mode by triple clicking the power button.
In guided access mode you can disable touch.
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sprucebringsteen@lemmy.worldreplied to katana314@lemmy.world last edited by
Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.
We have this technology.