You never swipe!

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Modern people, armed with the collective knowledge of humanity, think any transgression against their standards merits permanent exile into the desert. Redemption is impossible in our enlightened age.

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Nope sorry, you’re not allowed to learn from your mistakes anymore. Unless you can find a rationalization that boomers made your actions inevitable.

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How isn’t there a feature like this? You press a button next to your photo, and it lock it, no swiping or exiting the app without faceID

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The progenitor penis

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The gaping maw… of maw.

ElectricMachman

The Ente photos app has this exact feature! ente.io/blog/guest-view/

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Question for you:

Let’s say the cashier at the local supermarket calls a customer some slurs. Someone records it on their phone. it blows up. Should the supermarket fire them?

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Daddick pic

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IASIP is Seinfeld cracked up to 11, in some episodes quite literally

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She’s a swiper, Jerry!

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more or less every phone has this as well.

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The chronicles of daddick?

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I love that my gallery app has a “guest view”. I can select some photos, tap “guest view” and hand someone my phone. They can then only swipe across these photos, and if they try to leave the app the lock screen comes up.

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Or, you know, use a gallery app that doesn’t need such workarounds.

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Should that person never get another job ever again? “You said something bad so you and your family must starve!”

Dragon Rider (drag)

Just make every second image in your phone this GIF:

Get some Operant Conditioning in them.

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I apologize for any offense I may have caused, but I believe your presence here is no coincidence. You have to be the messenger. Please pass it along to the others via email chain letter, or perhaps more effectively, state that Mark Zuckerberg has changed the rules of Facebook and requires all users to automatically swipe when handed people’s phones. That should be effective in getting Aunt Joyce to do the exact opposite.

madjo

“What is the deal with swiping on other people’s phones?”

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It would be fun to make a “No Swipe Image Viewer” app that lets you pick an image to share - and then presents some searing penalty like a screamer to anyone who swipes to the side.

Just be warned, not for the elderly or faint of heart.

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Yeah, welcome to the era from before they were ubiquitous.