Give us a smile
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My bitch-face is resting
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shalafi@lemmy.worldreplied to jammajammapj@lemmy.ca last edited by
Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don't.
When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It's almost surreal to see the difference, love it.
Don't ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy.
Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it's a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that's more genuine. You can't force genuine.
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“You should talk less.”
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snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.comreplied to jammajammapj@lemmy.ca last edited by
I'm pretty sure I'd poop if I tried farting in that position
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dohpaz42@lemmy.worldreplied to snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com last edited by
Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder.
— Matthew WinemanI’d also like to add that sometimes there is hail during a thunderstorm.
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cort@lemmy.worldreplied to jammajammapj@lemmy.ca last edited by
Turn that frown upside-down!
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️replied to jammajammapj@lemmy.ca last edited by
Farting in a jerk's face would certainly make me smile.
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️replied to gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works last edited by
I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
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jammajammapj@lemmy.careplied to 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ last edited by
Manufacture your own joy