Give us a smile

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don't.

When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It's almost surreal to see the difference, love it.

Don't ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy.

Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it's a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that's more genuine. You can't force genuine.

[don@lemm.ee]

“You should talk less.”

[snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com]

I'm pretty sure I'd poop if I tried farting in that position

[dohpaz42@lemmy.world]

Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder.
— Matthew Wineman

I’d also like to add that sometimes there is hail during a thunderstorm.

[cort@lemmy.world]

Turn that frown upside-down!

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Farting in a jerk's face would certainly make me smile.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

[jammajammapj@lemmy.ca]

Manufacture your own joy

[__nobodynowhere@startrek.website]