Snitches
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theimpressivex@lemm.eereplied to sotonaq@lemmy.world last edited by
::: spoiler Click here if you don't understand the punchline
Snitches get stitches.
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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedreplied to sotonaq@lemmy.world last edited by
Alternatively, I defended myself against a bully and got arrested. (Bully never got punished)
ACAB
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zoldyck@lemmy.worldreplied to theimpressivex@lemm.ee last edited by
Heads up: this spoiler doesn't work (on Sync).
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️replied to sotonaq@lemmy.world last edited by
I made my bully cry when he kicked my ass and I just laughed because my younger brothers could hit harder.
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go $fsck yourselfreplied to sotonaq@lemmy.world last edited by
More pixels
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allonzee@lemmy.worldreplied to sotonaq@lemmy.world last edited by
Could have been worse.
He won't end up in a ditch.
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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetreplied to ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed last edited by
Had it been at school you would have been expelled. Our society now teaches people to be victims or face the consequences.
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Is it just me or is this context kinda some horseshit? To me ‘snitches get stitches’ means ‘don’t rat out the people you were doing the thing with because that makes you a traitor’. This comes off as ‘don’t speak up when you’ve been abused’
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🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷replied to AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet last edited by
"Zero tolerance" == Let the kids from fucked up households and shitty parents fuck your kids up for life, because that's our policy.
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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetreplied to 🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷 last edited by
Yeah, it's quite amazing that the policy never seems to apply to the actual bullies.
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majorhavoc@programming.devreplied to 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ last edited by
Lol.
There was something magical when a mean kid would realize that my brothers' and my idea of a rollicking good time was a serious ass kicking on their scale.
I'll admit, it doesn't speak well to my brothers' or my intellect, but I guess messing with us was particularly stupid.
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omegalemmy@discuss.onlinereplied to go $fsck yourself last edited by
Feeding the pixel addiction
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lightnsfw@reddthat.comreplied to AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet last edited by
In my school the bullies rarely used actual physical violence. It was all threats and toeing the line while using their elevated position in the social hierarchy to make fun of the lower kids for anything and everything. The other kids couldn't fight back because no one else would ever side with them and risk becoming a target as well.
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Imho the joke is that "snitches get stitches"
absolutely doesn't imply that "non snitches don't get snitches"
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chuckleslord@lemmy.worldreplied to go $fsck yourself last edited by
More jpeg
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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedreplied to AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet last edited by
Lmao, it was during highschool. I got suspended immediatelty and they tried to expel me, but failed. I said fuck them anyways and just got GED instead, my state still give a certificate that use the word "Diploma" for it and my GED scores looked much better than my GPA too. I got accepted to a state university, but I eventually have to drop out due to depression.
Also I got en existential crisis about the possibility of deportations. But luckily in this timeline, I was already a US Citizen derived fron my mother'a Citizenship. Wonder what's happening in the other timeline.
Charges eventually got dropped via some "diversion" BS but I did not have to admit any guilt so I just took it, I would've fought it though the courts if any plea deals required admission of guilt.
And theres also some BS with juveniles technically not getting a Jury Trial, so its just a judge deciding it, even though it carries similar consequences as an adult conviction for an assult charge.
So much fucking bullshit.
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Thing is, the whole threatening the victim has always been a part of the phrase. Don't tattle, don't snitch, it's part of the built in bullshit of school, and even teachers and staff sometimes buy into it, indirectly penalizing students that report abuse from other students. Even more common is nothing at all being done to prevent retaliation, so the cycle of it continues.
This is a joke, obviously. They're turning the idea around, it's just that the fact there's an idea to turn around in the first place is so horrible that the joke kinda falls flat unless you have a dark sense of humor.
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Sub the kid for an injured mob guy and the parents for his mob guy friends and the question for ‘can you tell me what happened?’ And boom I think you got an alternate version of the joke that sidesteps the iffy framing
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thefogan@programming.devreplied to Lem Jukes last edited by
To me ‘snitches get stitches’ means ‘don’t rat out the people you were doing the thing with because that makes you a traitor’.
Least people who do shitty things... don't tend to make that distinction. It's often used as a threat to bystanders and even victims. IE I took your lunch money, if you go to the teacher about it, we will beat you up.
If you are talking friends who participate, the implied violence would be unnecessary really. You roll on your friends when doing something against the rules, your friends will never include you in their activities again.
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augustwest@lemmy.worldreplied to Lem Jukes last edited by
I don’t think the framing is iffy at all. There is no distinction in the phrase limiting it to only conspirators. Snitching is snitching.
You are latching onto the bullying aspect and adding emotional context to a simple comic with a straightforward pun.