You never swipe!
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stalinwolf@lemmy.careplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
Never hand a boomer your phone. Especially an elderly boomer, and especially if that boomer is your mother. They will always start swiping. It’s like their brain just deflates. Their eyes glaze over. They get this wide, tranquil smile, as if to say, “Hot dawwg! This boundless collection of photos I’ve been handed is going to be a real treat!”, and they just start swiping. They just start fucking swiping.
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asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldreplied to missjinx@lemmy.world last edited by
Honestly yeah, like a podcast script read Reunion would be amazing with a modern script!
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infinite_ass@leminal.spacereplied to subarctictundra@lemmy.ml last edited by
Nope, cancelled forever. As a warning to anybody who might be tempted to express himself honestly.
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infinite_ass@leminal.spacereplied to theladyaugust@lemmy.world last edited by
My goodness, what judgmental little insects we have become.
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curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to missjinx@lemmy.world last edited by
I’d rather not have Jerry either tbh, he doesnt seem to think he can be funny without being somehow hateful apparently.
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Dwemthy (he/him)replied to stalinwolf@lemmy.ca last edited by
My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something
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I think he has moved on from what he did.
Unfortunately for him, there are no take-backs. Nor should there be. He metaphorically hit the lottery, and wasted all his winnings right there in stage.
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spirinolas@lemmy.worldreplied to Dwemthy (he/him) last edited by
Oh god no! Please…tell me it’s not what I think it is…
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steal_your_face@lemmy.mlreplied to shyguyblue@lemmy.world last edited by
iOS has a “hidden” folder that requires a password to get into. All the nudes should go in there just in case. I’m sure there’s something similar on most versions of android.
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son_named_bort@lemmy.worldreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
No swipe for you! Come back one year!
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Radioactive Buttholereplied to spirinolas@lemmy.world last edited by
The fathercock
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landless2029@lemmy.worldreplied to stalinwolf@lemmy.ca last edited by
Just zoom in a little so it pans
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aesthelete@lemmy.worldreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
The League already did something about this…and yes it was basically a more modern version of Seinfeld.
It used what I call the “four psychopaths” format…it’s always sunny in philadelphia uses the same formula.
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missjinx@lemmy.worldreplied to subarctictundra@lemmy.ml last edited by
I’m usually like this if it’s a one time thing. In his case IDK I just said that because other people still say he is an asshole. But I won’t support people that we know are not sorry and would still do it if they could, even if they are famous. Like the unhinged Kanye.
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lovablesidekick@lemmy.worldreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
I’m thinkin’ Hey!
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lovablesidekick@lemmy.worldreplied to aesthelete@lemmy.world last edited by
I assume you mean did something as in did an episode on this subject, not did something to stop illicit swiping.
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lovablesidekick@lemmy.worldreplied to stalinwolf@lemmy.ca last edited by
As a boomer fully versed in modern phone usage I resent this unwarranted collective slur.
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fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.netreplied to lovablesidekick@lemmy.world last edited by
Ok boomer
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aesthelete@lemmy.worldreplied to lovablesidekick@lemmy.world last edited by
More like a little bit about it in one of the episodes. The League was based on a fantasy football league if you never watched it, and the episode featured one of the people discovering something due to illegal swiping and one of the NFL referee people guest starred and called him out on it.
It’s a pretty funny show even if you aren’t into football.