Pick 3

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.

[figjam@midwest.social]

You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

HeroMaker3

[figjam@midwest.social]

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I think if you siphon a rich man, you get his wealth. If you siphon a poor man, he'll thank you and ask how much it is to go all the way

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Maybe it comes with the burden of cosmic knowledge, so all the fun human-level stuff doesn't seem worth doing

[laurentide@pawb.social]

Is this a trick question? You're you. No amount of bodily alteration will change that. Shapeshifting will, however, allow you to have the most you-like body imaginable.

[2ugly2live@lemmy.world]

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" because what power doesn't fall under that, and "Insanely Rich."

[seekpie@lemm.ee]

Is that... Cartman?

[hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Yup, you got me genie hahaha, definitely didn't want this, you got me so good

[tektite@slrpnk.net]

You're a cuttlefish!

[mjhelto@lemm.ee]

Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It's about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.

It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Why doesn't "Divine Powers" include everything else?

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

I thought that's what they meant at first.

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Of course a blahaj.zone user comments that!

[mjhelto@lemm.ee]

I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I'd swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!

[theeighthdoctor@lemmy.world]

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!