Pick 3

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You'll have a nice, long life followed by countless aeons witnessing the slow heat death of the universe

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When the time comes, I'll teleport inside a black hole where I will be frozen in time , thus rendering me essentially dead

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Immortality is fine, until you end up stuck somewhere forever.

This is the literally why I called it a monkey's paw, and suggested negligible Senescence instead.
It's also why I selected teleportation.

It's like you didn't read any of my comment except the word "immortality"

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From this chart, being attractive, smart, or rich are abilities, even gadgets is listed. Logically it doesn't make sense, but following the rules laid out, those are probably up for grabs.

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Yeah, the power gamer one is siphon abilities plus whatever two give the best advantage with that. Though psychic might be enough to negate any other, plus would help figure out where to get the others.

Though it's hard to meta game with just ability names. Like it could be god tier where teleportation works like you said and can be used on its own to find things or people, or it could be the kind where using it at all is risky because you might end up inside a wall.

Psychic could mean you can freely look into the future, past, and present (like knowing your opponent's poker hand). It could mean you get a warning if you need to deal with danger. Either of those could make invulnerability unnecessary (along with very rich, intellect, physical fighting, and others). Or it could just be con artistry like psychics that sell their "abilities" in the world we live in.

Siphon abilities might be permanent, temporary, or might require contact with the ability owner to use the ability. Maybe you get a copy of the ability or the original owner loses their ability. Maybe it applies only to powers on the list or maybe to any skill/ability.

Magic and divine power are especially vague, could be anything from the most powerful on the list (maybe even including everything else on the list already) to what real life magicians and priests can do.

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It would be kind of hilarious if all of these were actually fully achievable in real life.

Magic is just close up street magic, if you select divine powers, someone offers you a job at the local cathedral. Radar sense, a box from amazon with some radar parts literally shows up on your doorstep.

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good luck bitch im in madame web's anus

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Wouldn't "chameleon" be enough for that? Or "shape shifter"?

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Shapeshifting: kinky (having sex as a boy or a girl, becoming any celebrity your significant other likes..), recreationnal (flying like a crow, swimming as an octopus) and useful if you want to do crimes
Telepathy: perfect understanding of the others, or mess with their brain if they deserve it
Also, this is the perfect combo with shapeshifting to impersonate people (if someone is suspicious, you have the perfect answers to their questions)
Healing, because I know the feeling of being powerless when a loved one suffers

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That would mean you could turn into an attractive form but you wouldn't be inherently attractive in your own.

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Just need Magic and you can do all of the other things

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I think insanely rich is probably the worst thing on the list. How are you immortal and the smartest person alive and still broke? You should find ways to make a fortune easily oorr if you really want to change something you can use your power to actually improve the system in the long-term and not just profit yourself.

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Insanely rich: cheat codes for a comfortable life.

Shapeshifter: renders attractiveness options irrelevant and has enormous utility.

Telekinesis or magic, depending on strength and utility. Being able to fling things around with my mind and pyro/cryo/electrokinesis are all tangently attached to telekinesis is great. But so is being able to throw fireballs in reanimate the dead. So really it would depend on the rules and mechanics for the magic/psionic systems. I think pscionics if it's more like The Force or something strong from GURPS or RIFTS, magic if it's something strong from RIFTS or D&D. If both are awesome then I'd pick whatever has the most utility probably. Especially since magic can duplicate psionic abilities using certain magic systems. But if it's lame magic or requires something like Faustian pacts or answering to any kind of more powerful entity, screw that.

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That depends on what chameleon means exactly. Does it let you change color, is it more like a predator cloak, or is it like being an octopus, or is it more like being able to blend in through body language and pheromones and become kind of hidden, or being a social chameleon who can fit into any circumstances. It's kind of a vague word without any more description.

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Enjoy being 16 trillion years old and bored out of your mind, if you're even still sane lol

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You could use many of the other options to become insanely rich relatively quickly

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A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??

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Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

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It still would be like Makeup, hiding blemishes and stuff, but yeah, thinking about it again, it might just be shapeshifting.

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Shapeshifting doesn't have any limitations in this picture, so you might as well choose a form and stick to it as your new standard. The chameleon might only function as a kind of makeup, where you temporarily hide your blemishes, I'm not sure.