Pick 3

[horni@lemmy.world]

Just give me being attractive and fuck the rest.

[fnrir@lemmy.world]

Give me arbitrary code execution and privilege escalation in the simulation we live in and I'll be satisfied.

[jolteon@lemmy.zip]

The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that "immortality" just means agelessness.

[hellsbelle@sh.itjust.works]

With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

I know what I signed up for.

Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans... While never actually doing something reasonable like killing me or making it so I am no longer wealthy so as to reduce my power a bit. Y'know, like most superheroes do with their nemeseseses.

[pyroneurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

That was my take as well. I already have a degree of elasticity, agility, and healing. Guess I'm tapped out and cannot redeem this coupon for god-mode.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

I would say with 'insanely rich,' 'intellect' and 'gadgets,' you could pretty much achieve any of the rest you wanted on your own.

[kerred@lemmy.world]

Plus insanely rich is the best way to do things like have people adore you, avoid jail, etc., depending on where you live of course.

[jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml]

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml]

I'd like that too, but I don't know how to program so it'd turn out to be a pretty cruel joke. I'd need that plus access to interdimensional internet so I could download scripts and be a scriptkiddy of reality.

[psoul@lemmy.world]

Insanely Rich, Submariner, Shape Shifter.

Now let’s go explore the titanic shall we?

[rizzrustbolt@lemmy.world]

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.

[ziglin@lemmy.world]

Where is Attractive Enby?

[maven@lemmy.zip]

Vampirism

[cycle0861@lemmy.world]

Mr Wayne?