Mom hit her with “K”

[blackmist@feddit.uk]

No, he's inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.

[reyali@lemm.ee]

I am wondering too, and I’m kind of worried it’s an awful spelling of Zoë?

[loudwaterenjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Isn't I'm literally "I am"?

[draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving

[sunshine@lemmy.ca]

Imagine if the last you saw from your mom was k.

[scrollone@feddit.it]

I'm Baby K, an Italian singer.

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

Yes, That was the joke

Because the mom said “I’m baby”

[rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de]

She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

[rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de]

The missing comma is what makes it mistakable

[devfuuu@lemmy.world]

What hurts the most is that "here me"

[chocrates@lemmy.world]

Me too, I hope

[chocrates@lemmy.world]

I'm, baby. Still doesn't seem right even if it technically is.

[bananatrifleviolin@lemmy.world]

Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn't text well?

"K", and "I am baby"?

[m137@lemmy.world]

"Here me"

Everything in that text conversation says none of them understand basic grammar and spelling.

[naught101@lemmy.world]

I would say it's technically wrong, because the am is where the emphasis aita, and you wouldn't contract an emphasised word.

But yeah, that still seems like the best interpretation of intention in this case.

[naught101@lemmy.world]

Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?

/s

[naught101@lemmy.world]

I think the kind of people into those kind of jokes don't ask first

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.

[cyclist@lemmy.world]

? Home invasion, better check my spelling before sending.

[1995toyotacorolla@lemmy.world]

Grammar might not be on their mind while someone is hunting for them in their home