Mom hit her with “K”

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Yep, it's called a clitic, and you can't put emphasis on it the same way you would if you used the full word

Clitic - Wikipedia

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I'll admit I would be the kind of person who wastes critical seconds during a home invasion backspacing over typos and reviewing/editing my grammar/punctuation before hitting send because my brain demands perfection under any circumstance. But I think in those situations anybody should get a pass so long as they can communicate quickly and comprehensively.

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Mom...get the Taken guy

6'2", BROWN HAIR, TAN....!

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Ah! We have a version of the tragedeigh sub over here too! It's only got one post though, but this would fit right in it!

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What happens if it isn't available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?

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TIL, thanks! Funny word

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That why you own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

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I feel like this one is going to fly over a lot of heads. Bravo.

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"I'm baby" yup I feel that.

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But clear communication should be. Here is fine tho

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I'm guessing it's supposed to be "I am, baby" (in response to 'are you coming home') but written in a panicked haste.

Anyone thinking she'd have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid's in danger is delusional.

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Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone's braking in to you're house

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braking in to you’re house

Should I call 911?

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This might be the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

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Learn to forgive, it will help you grow as a person

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Ain't never seen someone from @lemmynsfw.com in the wild lol but u r beautiful

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Comments are funny and this girl was so smart and fast it's incredible. But I have a question because I'm not American and I see this all the time: why do they make/let 14year olds babysit toddlers and babies. I understand that it's cheaper or free if it's a family member. But there are many emergencies (more common than this one) that I don't think a teen is matured or prepared for, seems crazy to me to leave a child in the care of another child

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It's what they would have wanted. All the way down.

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Don't be weird

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I forgive you