Mom hit her with “K”

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She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

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The missing comma is what makes it mistakable

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What hurts the most is that "here me"

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Me too, I hope

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I'm, baby. Still doesn't seem right even if it technically is.

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Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn't text well?

"K", and "I am baby"?

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"Here me"

Everything in that text conversation says none of them understand basic grammar and spelling.

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I would say it's technically wrong, because the am is where the emphasis aita, and you wouldn't contract an emphasised word.

But yeah, that still seems like the best interpretation of intention in this case.

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Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?

/s

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I think the kind of people into those kind of jokes don't ask first

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I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.

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? Home invasion, better check my spelling before sending.

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Grammar might not be on their mind while someone is hunting for them in their home

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Yep, it's called a clitic, and you can't put emphasis on it the same way you would if you used the full word

Clitic - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

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I'll admit I would be the kind of person who wastes critical seconds during a home invasion backspacing over typos and reviewing/editing my grammar/punctuation before hitting send because my brain demands perfection under any circumstance. But I think in those situations anybody should get a pass so long as they can communicate quickly and comprehensively.

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Mom...get the Taken guy

6'2", BROWN HAIR, TAN....!

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Ah! We have a version of the tragedeigh sub over here too! It's only got one post though, but this would fit right in it!

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What happens if it isn't available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?

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TIL, thanks! Funny word

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That why you own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended