God was there
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The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you
No wonder AI will replace us so easily
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
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I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.
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He could have been gardening you never know.
We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Well who else would win, a vogon?
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
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Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
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Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
Oh trust me, I do
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The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you
No wonder AI will replace us so easily
No, I "demand" that they don't post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don't contain that information.
I will admit I'm being a grouchy ass. Sorry I'm taking my frustration out on you guys.
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Man, what a waste.
In Tebow's shoes I'd have been having sex with every woman I see.
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they've discovered the partner cheating.
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
They're both considered sodomy
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Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.
What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
according to some religious people i met
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