God was there
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Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
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Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
I have no idea who he is. I'm just mad at the world wheeee
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Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
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I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.
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We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
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Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
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The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
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Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
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Oh trust me, I do
