God was there
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Five years ago...
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I have no idea who he is. I'm just mad at the world wheeee
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He could have been gardening you never know.
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I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.
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He could have been gardening you never know.
We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
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Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
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Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
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Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
Oh trust me, I do
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No, I "demand" that they don't post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don't contain that information.
I will admit I'm being a grouchy ass. Sorry I'm taking my frustration out on you guys.
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Man, what a waste.
In Tebow's shoes I'd have been having sex with every woman I see.
