God was there
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Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
I have no idea who he is. I'm just mad at the world wheeee
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Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.
What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.
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Hey why you getting all worked up about Tim Teblow?
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jesus
Jesus was not there.
He could have been gardening you never know.
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
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Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.
I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.
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He could have been gardening you never know.
We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.
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Miss Universe
That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Well who else would win, a vogon?
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Well who else would win, a vogon?
Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
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The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
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Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.
Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
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Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
Oh trust me, I do
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No, I "demand" that they don't post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don't contain that information.
I will admit I'm being a grouchy ass. Sorry I'm taking my frustration out on you guys.
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If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they've discovered the partner cheating.
