God was there

I have no idea who he is. I'm just mad at the world wheeee

Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.

What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.

Tim Tebow is a super Jesus freak, but he does a ton of good work in a world full of selfish pieces of shit..

He could have been gardening you never know.

The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you

No wonder AI will replace us so easily

Miss Universe

That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH

I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.

We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up

Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!

Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.

The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.

God was there

In the corner

Quietly jerking off

Then cumming over the two of them

God is a kinky dude, I like him.

Are they still married?

These types typically call it quits quickly

My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.

But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...