Evil genius

[oyfrog@lemmy.world]

Oh I know this game. I've always thought it would be funny to use raw onions in the place of apples in caramel apples and pass them out on Halloween.

[don@lemm.ee]

A side dish and dessert winds your dad up? Well, okay then, I guess.

[badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world]

[justiceforporygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I don't think they're gonna be roasted

[antagnostic@lemmy.world]

Who hurt you?

[rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world]

How big were those grapes??

[solarmonkey@slrpnk.net]

So you want to make caramelized onions?

🤭

[mrsdoyle@sh.itjust.works]

[gofsckyourself@lemmy.world]

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Ferrero Brussels trauma is generational.

[badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world]

The size of small Easter eggs (you know, the ones about as big as grapes)

[pezhore@infosec.pub]

[shard@lemmy.world]

I was going to say calm down satan but the commenter who replied to you is the real Satan

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

Yes otherwise highly negative consciousness

[dingus@lemmy.world]

Relevant username

[utopiah@lemmy.world]

If I were the dad I'd get tricked once... then keep the evil one and use it as weight comparison point for all others. I don't need to unwrap any. The light ones, if there are any, are the good ones. I'd do that while looking in her eyes grinning knowing how long this little ordeal took for her to make.

[utopiah@lemmy.world]

[refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org]

It might be possible to make this taste good. I've made good food with weirder combos. All it needs is a good bridge ingredient that can combine sweet and savory (balsamic vinegar is a great one).

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

[iavicenna@lemmy.world]

it wont taste good as long as the person that bites it does so thinking it is chocolate