Honkwiching

teft

The real reason people learn to play slap bass...

mad_asshatter

You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

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Can confirm, was a 'bone half a lifetime ago.

NeatoBuilds

Evolution at its finest

Ephera

Yeah, any tromboner worth their salt is able to propel a standard issue PB&J at least 1 meter up into the air. Only those in training use a chair to feed the tubas.

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I have such great memories of my mom giving me a good honkwhich. I would come home from school and she would feed me like a baby penguin. I felt so safe and secure, frankly I feel bad for the underprivileged youths who don't get to have a honkwich.

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A few years ago it was a meme that musicians were savages desperate for food haha

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Musicians have always been savages desperate for food

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I was made section leader for the trombones in marching band so i made everyone call me "The Mayor of Bonerville" for a semester.

southsamurai

Well, yeah, have you ever been around a band? Drummers in particular are going to say they're going to the bathroom, but then you find that entire cheese drawer empty.

And don't get me started on guitarists filching the sugary cereal. Or bassists and their jonesing for bologna.

But singers? Jfc, you won't have any honey, canned beans, or marmite left.

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Hello fellow former sackbut.

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This is such a dangerous stereotype. Yes honkwiching used to use trombones, but now most musicians use specially-designed, food-safe disposable honkers. Trombone players aren't savages.

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I feel like I’m ootl… wtf is “honkwiching”

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It was defined in the post.

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Cheese.

...you know which kind.

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Thank you for your service.

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Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner...

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Legit wondering if this is the "Dead Internet" in action and we're seeing bots just spout human-sounding reddit-like banter at each other. O.o

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I prefer "sackbut."

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What you're telling me you've never honkwiched?