Honkwiching

southsamurai

Well, yeah, have you ever been around a band? Drummers in particular are going to say they're going to the bathroom, but then you find that entire cheese drawer empty.

And don't get me started on guitarists filching the sugary cereal. Or bassists and their jonesing for bologna.

But singers? Jfc, you won't have any honey, canned beans, or marmite left.

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Hello fellow former sackbut.

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This is such a dangerous stereotype. Yes honkwiching used to use trombones, but now most musicians use specially-designed, food-safe disposable honkers. Trombone players aren't savages.

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I feel like I’m ootl… wtf is “honkwiching”

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It was defined in the post.

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Cheese.

...you know which kind.

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Thank you for your service.

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Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner...

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Legit wondering if this is the "Dead Internet" in action and we're seeing bots just spout human-sounding reddit-like banter at each other. O.o

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I prefer "sackbut."

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What you're telling me you've never honkwiched?

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It's basically sandwich huffing for boners

swab148

Or maybe there's a niche honkwiching community that suddenly feels seen, and we all came to this comment section to wax nostalgic about our favorite feeding activity

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I play multiple instruments, so I can get all the snacks

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Yeah, has that dude even been in a band? Honkeinching is one of the best parts of being in a band.

swab148

Ska was invented so that poor punk bands could finally get some food

(I know the actual history of ska, don't @ me)

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In ska they call that Skankwiching.

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This guy stanks

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if these are just bots then they're pretty funny and clever and hot