Honkwiching

[ilinamorato@lemmy.world]

Hello fellow former sackbut.

[ilinamorato@lemmy.world]

This is such a dangerous stereotype. Yes honkwiching used to use trombones, but now most musicians use specially-designed, food-safe disposable honkers. Trombone players aren't savages.

[ramble81@lemm.ee]

I feel like I’m ootl… wtf is “honkwiching”

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

It was defined in the post.

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

Cheese.

...you know which kind.

[themaninblack@lemmy.world]

Thank you for your service.

[zeffsyde@lemmy.world]

Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner...

[monkemischief@lemmy.today]

Legit wondering if this is the "Dead Internet" in action and we're seeing bots just spout human-sounding reddit-like banter at each other. O.o

[ilinamorato@lemmy.world]

I prefer "sackbut."

[retrograde@lemmy.world]

What you're telling me you've never honkwiched?

[radiantprime@feddit.uk]

It's basically sandwich huffing for boners

[swab148@lemm.ee]

Or maybe there's a niche honkwiching community that suddenly feels seen, and we all came to this comment section to wax nostalgic about our favorite feeding activity

[swab148@lemm.ee]

I play multiple instruments, so I can get all the snacks

[dumbass@leminal.space]

Yeah, has that dude even been in a band? Honkeinching is one of the best parts of being in a band.

[swab148@lemm.ee]

Ska was invented so that poor punk bands could finally get some food

(I know the actual history of ska, don't @ me)

[dumbass@leminal.space]

In ska they call that Skankwiching.

[clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world]

This guy stanks

[dumbass@leminal.space]

[timeworntraveler@lemm.ee]

if these are just bots then they're pretty funny and clever and hot

[themaninblack@lemmy.world]

Hot. Almost spilled my beer.