You never swipe!
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stevedice@sh.itjust.worksreplied to katana314@lemmy.world last edited by
I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.
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alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldreplied to sprucebringsteen@lemmy.world last edited by
While recording their reaction
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wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.worldreplied to dev_null@lemmy.ml last edited by
What app is that and does it exist on android?
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thefogan@programming.devreplied to byteonbikes@slrpnk.net last edited by
I kinda think living in the real world is a bit of a pre-req. I don’t think the cooking anime quite counts there.
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dev_null@lemmy.mlreplied to wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world last edited by
Ente Photos, it’s on both Android and iOS
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boonhet@lemm.eereplied to lovablesidekick@lemmy.world last edited by
Stereotypes are stupid, but also I believe that the user you’re replying to is being facetious and already making fun of the stereotypes.
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Christmas Morning thanks you for this so very very much.
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/home/pineappleloverreplied to skunkworkz@lemmy.world last edited by
crazy. I know us droids also have a guided access thing too but I’m not sure if we can disable touch
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dragontypewyvern@midwest.socialreplied to byteonbikes@slrpnk.net last edited by
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Sex in the City
The psychopath thing isn’t necessary you just need different but complementary personalities.
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dragontypewyvern@midwest.socialreplied to wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com last edited by
Yes, historians shall refer to it as the Dark Age.
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subarctictundra@lemmy.mlreplied to missjinx@lemmy.world last edited by
Hmm true, I guess Kanye would actually be beyond the line for be as well
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baaahb@feddit.nlreplied to lovablesidekick@lemmy.world last edited by
Brb getting a job as a greeter to see how lo g it takes to get fired for saying "gas the nigs"
That's ridiculous.
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baaahb@feddit.nlreplied to koboldcoterie@pawb.social last edited by
Seriously, why are we wasting time pitying celebrities who used their fame in stupid ways, like going on a slur ridden tirade at for audience
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lightnsfw@reddthat.comreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
This is why every other picture on my phone is my dick. Swipe at your own risk mfers.
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anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldreplied to houseofleft@slrpnk.net last edited by
That's why I'd never date a US girl. I could never tell if she supported the right or the wrong baseball team.
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lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksreplied to tomixdoescomix@lemmy.world last edited by
A gentle reminder that Jerry Seinfeld is pro-genocide, and his wife financially supported a counter protest to those speaking out against Palestinian civilians being slaughtered.
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dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️replied to katana314@lemmy.world last edited by
This already exists. Probably several of them.
I had one back in the day that would allow you to pick an arbitrary selection of images from your gallery and would only display those. Ninja Snap, I think it was called. If the holder tried to swipe beyond this it would respond by taking pictures of whoever is holding the phone via the selfie cam (inevitably pictures of them up their nose, given how they're likely to be holding the phone) and eventually start admonishing them for being an assmunch and violating the trust of whoever's phone it was.
Anyway, Focus lets you do this in a less trollworthy manner. It also has an option to lock you phone if someone hits the home button trying to get to other apps or snoop around in other stuff. Several other Gallery replacement apps do, as well.
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omegalemmy@discuss.onlinereplied to lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works last edited by
I'm so sick of it just nuke Palestine and Israel together it's over
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lovablesidekick@lemmy.worldreplied to baaahb@feddit.nl last edited by
It is ridiculous, but it's also the actual rules HR organizations go by. What I said was the actual policy when I worked at Microsoft - it was specifically how sexual harassment was described to me by a friend in HR who said she'd had extensive training in that area. I don't know if it would literally be applied if somebody said "gas the nigs" but AFAIK it's the protocol you have to follow to protect yourself from lawyers. Therefore if I were a business owner that's what I would do, because keeping my livelihood and keeping my other employees employed would mean more to me than feeling like an angel of justice.
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kusimulkku@lemm.eereplied to can@sh.itjust.works last edited by
The audience laughing fucking kills me lmao