No RTO

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RTO: Return To Orgasm

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Metrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.

Dharma Curious (he/him)

I make a dollar, boss makes thousands and banks it, that's why my monkey waits for work until I spank it

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You might also not want a bar opening its doors above your apartment because there's no zoning laws... Or for all arable land to be converted to factories and shopping malls more than they've already been.

The problem, to me, is more that the people managing zoning aren't doing it logically and, in some cases, don't have enough control over what commercial zoning means.

Example from around here: Having two Best Buy a couple hundred meters from one another in a location where there's no groceries makes no sense, but because it's all commercial the city can't prevent it? That's bullshit.

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As long as your are doing your job it shouldn't matter what the fuck you are doing.

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What, you don't remember the Dave incident?

sylver_dragon

I work in cybersecurity. One of our common issues is people getting malware while surfing for porn. I'm willing to bet that it's not all looking and no touching.

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You had me at bathrobe.

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The theory is that if you have time to jack off and still get your work done they must not be giving you enough work.

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Honest lyrics.

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If you mean the stats in the cartoon, those were probably pulled out of the cartoonist's ass cuz it's a cartoon.

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Doesn't matter. If I'm doing my job and doing it well and making the quotas then management can mind their own damn business.

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I hear you, but they take that as proof that their quotas aren't high enough.

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Every day I have to make so many decisions that by Lunch I'd be like "The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

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Obviously, but the cartoon has a contextual canon, and in that canon management has established a baseline, and continues to take measurement.

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That's not how 'human' works.

Flying Squid

The truth underlying that joke is that you are more productive when you are comfortable and people tend to be most comfortable at home.

Flying Squid

Exactly why drug testing (with exception of stuff like people operating heavy machinery) is bullshit.

If you are working an office job and you want to go into the bathroom and shoot up at lunch but you can still do your job, why should anyone give a shit?

Synapse

Of course there is a non-zero amount of in-office wanking. But how many get measured?

Story time !

I has leaving in flat share with 2 friends while studying master. We all had a 4 month internship in different companies during the summer break (mandatory).
The week back to university after the internships we also also provided temporary shelter to a younger student while she was looking for a new flat. For context, this young lady was raised in a very strict Christian family.
As we were all friends in this flat, we use to cook and eat most meals together.
One evening the topic came up, about how boring the internships were. One friend confessed he was so bored he went to the toilet to masturbate on the job, using his phone for porn. I was like "no way you did !" and the second friend said, "yeah me too, I also had a wank on the job". Out of 3 guys, 2 had a wank on the job in the course of 4 month. Our lady friend was more like "You guys MASTURBATE!?!".

Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Obligatory Mitchell & Webb sketch