No RTO

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The product increase is not solely a commercially viable one

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I like it!

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In that case, I have another for you:

I drive a Volvo
Boss drives Lamborghini
That's why we need
more people like Luigi

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I work in commercial real estate. That was a real example. They continue to pay rent so they don’t have to pay termination fees.

And yes, personally I agree they should fail or relocate but that’s not what investors in the property think.

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http://archive.today/2f2T5

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Post nut clarity applied to business decisions is like cheating

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RTO: Return To Orgasm

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Metrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.

Dharma Curious (he/him)

I make a dollar, boss makes thousands and banks it, that's why my monkey waits for work until I spank it

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You might also not want a bar opening its doors above your apartment because there's no zoning laws... Or for all arable land to be converted to factories and shopping malls more than they've already been.

The problem, to me, is more that the people managing zoning aren't doing it logically and, in some cases, don't have enough control over what commercial zoning means.

Example from around here: Having two Best Buy a couple hundred meters from one another in a location where there's no groceries makes no sense, but because it's all commercial the city can't prevent it? That's bullshit.

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As long as your are doing your job it shouldn't matter what the fuck you are doing.

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What, you don't remember the Dave incident?

sylver_dragon

I work in cybersecurity. One of our common issues is people getting malware while surfing for porn. I'm willing to bet that it's not all looking and no touching.

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You had me at bathrobe.

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The theory is that if you have time to jack off and still get your work done they must not be giving you enough work.

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Honest lyrics.

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If you mean the stats in the cartoon, those were probably pulled out of the cartoonist's ass cuz it's a cartoon.

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Doesn't matter. If I'm doing my job and doing it well and making the quotas then management can mind their own damn business.

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I hear you, but they take that as proof that their quotas aren't high enough.

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Every day I have to make so many decisions that by Lunch I'd be like "The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"