God was there

[dytallixb@lemmy.world]

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[cyberegg@discuss.tchncs.de]

Five years ago...

[flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz]

Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can't tell what's satire any more.

[boonhet@lemm.ee]

[pelespirit@sh.itjust.works]

Ummmm, this is so cringe:

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(www.orlandoweekly.com)

[tyfud@lemmy.world]

Likely real

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

[monkdervierte@lemmy.ml]

[droporain@lemmynsfw.com]

[imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works]

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

I have no idea who he is. I'm just mad at the world wheeee

[notabot@lemm.ee]

Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.

What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.

[starshotjohn@lemmy.world]

Tim Tebow is a super Jesus freak, but he does a ton of good work in a world full of selfish pieces of shit..

[droporain@lemmynsfw.com]

He could have been gardening you never know.

[4am@lemm.ee]

The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you

No wonder AI will replace us so easily

[slovene@feddit.nl]

Miss Universe

That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH

[dumbass@leminal.space]

I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can't get off unless someone's silently judging him in the corner.

[ignotum@lemmy.world]

We could've gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up

[boonhet@lemm.ee]

Yeah, pretty much don't stand a chance unless you're a featherless biped with two boobs.

[thatguy46475@lemmy.world]

Well who else would win, a vogon?