Mom hit her with “K”

[sirico@feddit.uk]

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

[abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world]

Probably meant to say "bolted"

[thundercomplex@lemmy.today]

“He's gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s

[n00b22@lemmy.ml]

I'm baby

[zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com]

I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded

[kusimulkku@lemm.ee]

I was thinking why she didn't just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn't hear her

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Who is bebby?

[deceptichum@quokk.au]

Darmok and Jalad.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Bet her world was rocked.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEBBLE!

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Go to whitecastle

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

[trainguyrom@reddthat.com]

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

Probably meant "I am, baby" as in on her way home.

[klear@lemmy.world]

A boulder the size of a small boulder.

[gissamittjobb@lemmy.ml]

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

[breadoven@lemmy.world]

This is democracy manifest!

[pp_boy_@lemmy.world]

I just thought it was an autocorrect from "I'm busy" tbh. Hoping you're right

[fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de]

Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?