Mom hit her with “K”

[deceptichum@quokk.au]

Darmok and Jalad.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Bet her world was rocked.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEBBLE!

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Go to whitecastle

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

[trainguyrom@reddthat.com]

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

Probably meant "I am, baby" as in on her way home.

[klear@lemmy.world]

A boulder the size of a small boulder.

[gissamittjobb@lemmy.ml]

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

[breadoven@lemmy.world]

This is democracy manifest!

[pp_boy_@lemmy.world]

I just thought it was an autocorrect from "I'm busy" tbh. Hoping you're right

[fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de]

Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?

[fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de]

Why should not I?

[rmuk@feddit.uk]

I feel like you're asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you're not sure how it'll be received.

[frostbeard@lemmy.world]

Dont know. But as jokes go it's as tired and bad as blackface and "gay best friend" in RomComs

[damonsterknees@lemmy.world]

Y'all focused on the wrong thing. How the fuck you pronounce the nieces name?

Zones?

I'm listening.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Makes you realize how much we all take for granite.

[cyborganism@lemmy.ca]

Yeah I know. She's probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.

[stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

what name?