Mom hit her with “K”

[lath@lemmy.world]

Autocorrect does.

[gooslife@lemmy.world]

I think the "I'm baby" is the result of using voice to text while she's in the car on the way home. I don't think she's crafting messages in a way usual of anyone, she is spending the minimum time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

[llamapocalypse@lemmy.world]

Bouldy would NEVER, you take that back

[elgenzay@lemmy.ml]

When there's an intruder in their home with their child, yeah

[princessleiascat@sh.itjust.works]

I was thinking “I’m busy”?

[tachyontele@lemm.ee]

Succulent meal

[sirico@feddit.uk]

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

[abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world]

Probably meant to say "bolted"

[thundercomplex@lemmy.today]

“He's gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s

[n00b22@lemmy.ml]

I'm baby

[zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com]

I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded

[kusimulkku@lemm.ee]

I was thinking why she didn't just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn't hear her

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Who is bebby?

[deceptichum@quokk.au]

Darmok and Jalad.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Bet her world was rocked.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEBBLE!

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Go to whitecastle

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

[trainguyrom@reddthat.com]

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder