I asked more voters why they chose Trump. Here's what they said:"The economy is the number one issue for me. Under Trump, I'm hoping it will become cheaper to purchase women."-Brad"I liked the way he kinda danced for 40 minutes straight. I think world leaders will respect that."-Debra"I believe Trump will stand up for the little guy, by crushing all the even littler guys."-Paul

I interviewed people to ask why they voted for Trump. Here's what they said:"With RFK in charge of Healthcare we can all have the benefit of a worm tunneling through our brain."-Jared, huffing glue"I am a strong supporter of women's rights, so I wanted to vote for women's right to be punished."-Helen, somehow sincerely"Whenever Elon Musk's net worth goes down I punch a hole in my wall. My hand couldn't survive a Harris presidency."-Roy, wearing a Tapout shirt and Tapout hat

@arrrg @lowqualityfacts From what I saw, the margin of vote for 3rd party was consistently less than the margin of Trump's lead over Harris across the board. I haven't looked since last night, but if everyone who voted 3rd party voted Harris she still would have solidly lost.You could make an argument that many people just didn't bother to vote thinking Harris had it, but that's speculation where there's actual data for 3rd party votes.

The year is 2025. Kamala Harris is president. You earn 410,000 dollars. 10,000 of them are taxed higher than the other 400,000. Your fist clenches. The communists have won.

So torn. My heart tells me to vote for Harris but the guy from high school who used to throw rocks at ducks tells me to vote for Trump.

I somehow never knew this.

@lowqualityfacts And Tokyo Drift would've been the highest grossing sequel if the producers hadn't gone with their "Drop a quarter to ride this!" movie ticket promotion...

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I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone praised Hitler you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.

My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

I somehow gained 100 new followers on here today.If you're real people, then thank you and I love you.If you're bots, then beep bop boop beep I love you.

That explains a lot.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

It never fails.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

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One of life's greatest mysteries has finally been solved.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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I wonder what it tastes like.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts