I interviewed people to ask why they voted for Trump.

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I interviewed people to ask why they voted for Trump. Here's what they said:

"With RFK in charge of Healthcare we can all have the benefit of a worm tunneling through our brain."
-Jared, huffing glue

"I am a strong supporter of women's rights, so I wanted to vote for women's right to be punished."
-Helen, somehow sincerely

"Whenever Elon Musk's net worth goes down I punch a hole in my wall. My hand couldn't survive a Harris presidency."
-Roy, wearing a Tapout shirt and Tapout hat