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Foaming hand soap is just regular hand soap that has been diagnosed with rabies.Foaming hand soap is just regular hand soap that has been diagnosed with rabies.
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Underrated Car Buying Tips:1.Underrated Car Buying Tips:
1. Worried that a salesman might try to swindle you? Wear a ski mask to the dealership so they can't read your facial expressions.2. You want a vehicle that is built to last. Bring a hammer and smash it against the tail light to make sure the car can withstand blunt force trauma.
3. Start off with a low bid so they have to meet you in the middle. Firmly say "I am not paying for this. This car is not worth a dime".
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Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:
-don't believe in the Pythagorean theorem.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die at an all you can eat buffet.
-think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket.
-microdose bananas to keep your potassium levels stable.
-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.
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We made a comic about mayflies.We made a comic about mayflies.
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Explain is a combination of the words "expert" and "mansplain".Explain is a combination of the words "expert" and "mansplain".
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Reports state that Trump's strategy for tonight's debate is to insult and taunt Joe Biden until President Biden finally comes to the stage to replace Kamala Harris.Reports state that Trump's strategy for tonight's debate is to insult and taunt Joe Biden until President Biden finally comes to the stage to replace Kamala Harris.
When advisors explained to Trump that this is not possible, he told them "It happens in wrestling. I've seen it happen in wrestling".
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That blows my mind.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfactsThat blows my mind.
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What to do if you encounter a bear:What to do if you encounter a bear:
1. Quack as loudly as you can. The bear may mistake you for a duck, its only natural predator, and immediately flee.
2. Cover yourself in honey. Bears are highly allergic to honey.
3. If cubs are present, pick them up and playfully swing them around. This will show the mama bear that you mean no harm.
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Snails experience time slowly, so they perceive life to last for tens of thousands of years.Snails experience time slowly, so they perceive life to last for tens of thousands of years.
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That explains a lot.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfactsThat explains a lot.
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We made a comic about cats.We made a comic about cats.
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Every study ever: Overworked employees are less productive.Every study ever: Overworked employees are less productive. Employees who work from home are just as productive as employees who work in the office. The evidence is indisputable.
Managers: I see. But I have a hunch that the complete opposite is true.
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We made a comic about Cupid.We made a comic about Cupid.
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Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.
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The Claim: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated.The Claim: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated.
Fact-Check: Although the former president was shot in the head, his autopsy report did not test for heart disease or cancer, making it impossible to determine the cause of death.
Our Rating: Mostly false.
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We made a comic about countries.We made a comic about countries.
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I like it.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfactsI like it.
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