Can you beat the record?

[uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don't (on average) enough to offset lost time.

Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.

[a7thstone@lemmy.world]

Monitor stand on left monitor doesn't line up

Logos on speakers are different sizes

Nothing on the desk calendar

What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine

Yeah lots of problems with this picture

[caseyweederman@lemmy.ca]

I feel like the "no work" part is probably worse

[plz1@lemmy.world]

Tell that to retail. "Coverage" is more important than "work productivity".

[datavoid@lemmy.ml]

As God intended

[methisguy@feddit.nl]

this one I can get behind, or in front

[starlightdust@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

[inucune@lemmy.world]

Full exposure experience.

[seemefeelme@infosec.pub]

How about "dry dogged"? Who wouldn't want to be dry dogged?

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

Sad David Graeber isn't there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job

[mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub]

Man, y'all really just blazed past reading the punchline, huh?

[howabt2morrow@futurology.today]

The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.

[uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I didn't see that.

[phorq@lemmy.ml]

Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.

[eric_pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

[ayyy@sh.itjust.works]

Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!