Can you beat the record?

[datavoid@lemmy.ml]

As God intended

[methisguy@feddit.nl]

this one I can get behind, or in front

[starlightdust@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

[inucune@lemmy.world]

Full exposure experience.

[seemefeelme@infosec.pub]

How about "dry dogged"? Who wouldn't want to be dry dogged?

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

Sad David Graeber isn't there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job

[mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub]

Man, y'all really just blazed past reading the punchline, huh?

[howabt2morrow@futurology.today]

The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.

[uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I didn't see that.

[phorq@lemmy.ml]

Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.

[eric_pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

[ayyy@sh.itjust.works]

Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!