No RTO

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

Wait, I was supposed to record how often I jerk it when I was in the office? Because I may have underreported.

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a penny, that's why I'm drunk on "Jack" and Henny.

[hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Duh

The interesting part really is that it's RECORDED non-zero amount. Someone's been keeping track

[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Unfortunately, what I do
Doesn't really rhyme

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Because of zoning laws in a lot of places that's not possible.

For instance, where I live, restaurants are restricted to commercial zones. Housing is restricted to residential zones.

That also gets into the question of "why" do we have zoning laws, and that gets complicated, because it was most beneficial in separating factories and utilities, and very noisy and polluty things from where people lived.

Unfortunately they also had the idea that any enterprise fell into this idea, and the other businesses didn't want to mix with other polluters and residents and it became a big mess

[greenappletree@lemmy.world]

Going from 1 a month in the office to 120 at home is a 12,000% increase.

Sounds reasonable for a decent sized workforce. Or that one person doing it 5 times a day every day. Which is probably easier for one half of the population than the other half.

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

The product increase is not solely a commercially viable one

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

I like it!

[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

In that case, I have another for you:

I drive a Volvo
Boss drives Lamborghini
That's why we need
more people like Luigi

[w3dd1e@lemm.ee]

I work in commercial real estate. That was a real example. They continue to pay rent so they don’t have to pay termination fees.

And yes, personally I agree they should fail or relocate but that’s not what investors in the property think.

[ataridump@lemmy.world]

http://archive.today/2f2T5

[chicosuave@lemmy.world]

Post nut clarity applied to business decisions is like cheating

[djmeas@lemm.ee]

RTO: Return To Orgasm

[agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works]

Metrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

I make a dollar, boss makes thousands and banks it, that's why my monkey waits for work until I spank it

[kecessa@sh.itjust.works]

You might also not want a bar opening its doors above your apartment because there's no zoning laws... Or for all arable land to be converted to factories and shopping malls more than they've already been.

The problem, to me, is more that the people managing zoning aren't doing it logically and, in some cases, don't have enough control over what commercial zoning means.

Example from around here: Having two Best Buy a couple hundred meters from one another in a location where there's no groceries makes no sense, but because it's all commercial the city can't prevent it? That's bullshit.

[kaiyoto@lemmy.world]

As long as your are doing your job it shouldn't matter what the fuck you are doing.

[jakenveina@lemm.ee]

What, you don't remember the Dave incident?

[sylver_dragon@lemmy.world]

I work in cybersecurity. One of our common issues is people getting malware while surfing for porn. I'm willing to bet that it's not all looking and no touching.

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

You had me at bathrobe.