FlushMe app - Bizarro

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if this happened i would shit in a bucket.

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I’ve never heard of eight sleep and I went to their web site, and immediately the site is super fucking annoying

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You have already flushed 3 times today. Wait 22 hours, or upgrade to FlushApp premium to enjoy unlimited flushing experience.

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Upgrade to premium+ for AI features

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Ok, now, who has found all 4 of the hidden figures in the comic? It's the special feature of Bizarro.

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"I have analyzed your fecal output and determined that you consumed an excessive amount of beer and hot wings within the last 36 hours."

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What a world when you have to mod chip your bed.

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I found three... what's the fourth one?

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It's gotta be what, a thermostat, a peristaltic pump and a heater/heat exchanger? Replace the brains with an arduino or a pi and a couple of relays.

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Pipe. pie. crown, upside down bird.

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SmartHome

SmartHome: An Adventure Game

SmartHome (smarthome.steviep.xyz)

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Subscribe and we reserve the right to throttle flush speed/volume after 6pm.

Standard app doesn't cover diarrhea or menstruation.

Pika

my opinion, I would have returned it for that reason. Haven't a bed that doesn't work if I lose power or have an internet outage is a hard no for me. Especially concidering the price range a lot of those start at 2k+ USD. The lack of an ability to use it without an app is a deal breaker, the lack of an ability to use it locally is almost as bad

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I'd rather shit in a hole

And if it is a public toilet, guess I'll leave it full.

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You can always install a normal toilet it's not that hard

Pika

Stupidly enough, if you read their warranty policy, they got around the fact that it's not legal for a warranty company to remove a warranty for modding the equipment, by forcing you to have a subscription in order to use the warranty. Their website states

The Pod is a product designed to be slept on every night – and designed to last. We stand behind our product with a 2-year limited warranty, meaning if you have any issues or problems, our team will replace your Pod device as long as you purchased directly through Eight Sleep and have an active membership.

Since this membership is the same thing that is connected to controlling the bed through the app from what I understand, it sounds like even if you did mod it you would still be stuck with that remote solution due to the fact that if you canceled your subscription you wouldn't have a warranty, inviting a warranty on a at minimum $2,500 bed is just no bueno

This is definitely a device that I would be putting my States warranty law into effect, because this sort of shit ain't legal in my state

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This may help. (I wrote it)

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Well, even a locally controlled bed would have "not worked" (well, it's still a bed obviously, just not heating/cooling) in a power outage.

Note our household got it when it was significantly cheaper (still expensive-ish, but not nearly as bad as now) and grandfathered into being able to use it without a monthly subscription. In a bit of bad/good luck, because replacements kept leaking, we got warranty-upgraded to the current offering. So get to know how the new stuff is without having had to pay as much or maintain a monthly subscription. When we bought it, at least, they had good warranty coverage for leaks.

So I get to see how good the hardware design fundamentally is while also knowing how anti-consumer the business and software side is going.

Ultimately when/if I lose sane access to the capabilities, I'll probably start poking around to see about hacking at least the heating and cooling, since we did struggle to find a good comfortable design for such a thing before getting here. They really did at least nail the mattress pad part, and the heating/cooling is pretty good without being obtrusive. The vibration and sensors might be nice, but ultimately I don't care too much about that.

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Yeah, you just need to buy a non internet connected toilet from alibaba, model an Adapter of this propiatory connector that you cant find on the Internet because all tutorials get DMCAd and sued into oblivion, and then you have to somehow install it yourself.