FlushMe app - Bizarro

[codandchips@lemmy.world]

I can't even piss without logging a ticket with IT...

[phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee]

Who wants to bet that one day this will be real? If not already.

[lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I mean I prefer the motion sensor things when I'm public, but I can't see how it could ever be smart to get rid of the button. I would be fine with having a motion sensor at home.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

CrypooCoin

[geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml]

Bull****

[emerald@lemmy.world]

My grandma has a mesh wifi thing provided by her ISP and I couldn't find a web interface on it either. I wonder if that's why.

[phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee]

The motion sensor on public toilets is fine... and yes, that little backup button is also critical. Getting rid of the button would be beyond stupid... this is because sometimes the motion sensor malfunctions.

As for the stuff at home I am content with the 100% mechanical flush mechanism that I have. Sure it means I need to clean the handle every once in a while, but that is no great inconvenience.

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

Now I want to take an eight sleep apart and see if I can lobotomized it.....

[rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee]

Big whoop I brick my toilet at least once a day

[1985mustangcobra@lemmy.ca]

if this happened i would shit in a bucket.

[rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I’ve never heard of eight sleep and I went to their web site, and immediately the site is super fucking annoying

[horni@lemmy.world]

You have already flushed 3 times today. Wait 22 hours, or upgrade to FlushApp premium to enjoy unlimited flushing experience.

[myedition8@lemmy.world]

Upgrade to premium+ for AI features

[medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.world]

Ok, now, who has found all 4 of the hidden figures in the comic? It's the special feature of Bizarro.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

"I have analyzed your fecal output and determined that you consumed an excessive amount of beer and hot wings within the last 36 hours."

[august27th@lemmy.ca]

What a world when you have to mod chip your bed.

[thereallinga@sh.itjust.works]

I found three... what's the fourth one?

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

It's gotta be what, a thermostat, a peristaltic pump and a heater/heat exchanger? Replace the brains with an arduino or a pi and a couple of relays.

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

[scutiger@lemmy.world]

Pipe. pie. crown, upside down bird.