FlushMe app - Bizarro

[phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee]

The motion sensor on public toilets is fine... and yes, that little backup button is also critical. Getting rid of the button would be beyond stupid... this is because sometimes the motion sensor malfunctions.

As for the stuff at home I am content with the 100% mechanical flush mechanism that I have. Sure it means I need to clean the handle every once in a while, but that is no great inconvenience.

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

Now I want to take an eight sleep apart and see if I can lobotomized it.....

[rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee]

Big whoop I brick my toilet at least once a day

[1985mustangcobra@lemmy.ca]

if this happened i would shit in a bucket.

[rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I’ve never heard of eight sleep and I went to their web site, and immediately the site is super fucking annoying

[horni@lemmy.world]

You have already flushed 3 times today. Wait 22 hours, or upgrade to FlushApp premium to enjoy unlimited flushing experience.

[myedition8@lemmy.world]

Upgrade to premium+ for AI features

[medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.world]

Ok, now, who has found all 4 of the hidden figures in the comic? It's the special feature of Bizarro.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

"I have analyzed your fecal output and determined that you consumed an excessive amount of beer and hot wings within the last 36 hours."

[august27th@lemmy.ca]

What a world when you have to mod chip your bed.

[thereallinga@sh.itjust.works]

I found three... what's the fourth one?

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

It's gotta be what, a thermostat, a peristaltic pump and a heater/heat exchanger? Replace the brains with an arduino or a pi and a couple of relays.

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

[scutiger@lemmy.world]

Pipe. pie. crown, upside down bird.

[marshreaper@lemmy.world]

SmartHome

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SmartHome (smarthome.steviep.xyz)

[snapz@lemmy.world]

Subscribe and we reserve the right to throttle flush speed/volume after 6pm.

Standard app doesn't cover diarrhea or menstruation.

[pika@sh.itjust.works]

my opinion, I would have returned it for that reason. Haven't a bed that doesn't work if I lose power or have an internet outage is a hard no for me. Especially concidering the price range a lot of those start at 2k+ USD. The lack of an ability to use it without an app is a deal breaker, the lack of an ability to use it locally is almost as bad

[honytawk@lemmy.zip]

I'd rather shit in a hole

And if it is a public toilet, guess I'll leave it full.

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

You can always install a normal toilet it's not that hard

[pika@sh.itjust.works]

Stupidly enough, if you read their warranty policy, they got around the fact that it's not legal for a warranty company to remove a warranty for modding the equipment, by forcing you to have a subscription in order to use the warranty. Their website states

The Pod is a product designed to be slept on every night – and designed to last. We stand behind our product with a 2-year limited warranty, meaning if you have any issues or problems, our team will replace your Pod device as long as you purchased directly through Eight Sleep and have an active membership.

Since this membership is the same thing that is connected to controlling the bed through the app from what I understand, it sounds like even if you did mod it you would still be stuck with that remote solution due to the fact that if you canceled your subscription you wouldn't have a warranty, inviting a warranty on a at minimum $2,500 bed is just no bueno

This is definitely a device that I would be putting my States warranty law into effect, because this sort of shit ain't legal in my state