You never swipe!

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Pass it on yourself, I haven’t used FB in at least 10 years. I’m guessing you don’t eat avocado toast either. Stereotypes are stupid aren’t they.

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Depends on the history. You never fire somebody on the first offense in a case of using inappropriate language on the job, because you have to account for their personal background - maybe where they grew up that language is totally normal and they really don’t get that it’s a problem. They have to be given a chance to change their behavior once they’re aware that it’s not okay. If they do it again, it’s a valid violation of workplace standards and totally justifiable to fire them.

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I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.

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While recording their reaction

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What app is that and does it exist on android?

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I kinda think living in the real world is a bit of a pre-req. I don’t think the cooking anime quite counts there.

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Ente Photos, it’s on both Android and iOS

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Stereotypes are stupid, but also I believe that the user you’re replying to is being facetious and already making fun of the stereotypes.

Noble Shift

Christmas Morning thanks you for this so very very much.

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crazy. I know us droids also have a guided access thing too but I’m not sure if we can disable touch

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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The psychopath thing isn’t necessary you just need different but complementary personalities.

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Yes, historians shall refer to it as the Dark Age.

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Hmm true, I guess Kanye would actually be beyond the line for be as well

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Brb getting a job as a greeter to see how lo g it takes to get fired for saying "gas the nigs"

That's ridiculous.

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Seriously, why are we wasting time pitying celebrities who used their fame in stupid ways, like going on a slur ridden tirade at for audience

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This is why every other picture on my phone is my dick. Swipe at your own risk mfers.

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That's why I'd never date a US girl. I could never tell if she supported the right or the wrong baseball team.

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A gentle reminder that Jerry Seinfeld is pro-genocide, and his wife financially supported a counter protest to those speaking out against Palestinian civilians being slaughtered.

Jerry Seinfeld's wife sparks debate with $5000 donation at pro-Israel rally | The Express Tribune

Jessica Seinfeld, wife of comedian Jerry Seinfeld, ignited social media discussions after donating $5,000 to a pro-Israel rally.

The Express Tribune (tribune.com.pk)

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This already exists. Probably several of them.

I had one back in the day that would allow you to pick an arbitrary selection of images from your gallery and would only display those. Ninja Snap, I think it was called. If the holder tried to swipe beyond this it would respond by taking pictures of whoever is holding the phone via the selfie cam (inevitably pictures of them up their nose, given how they're likely to be holding the phone) and eventually start admonishing them for being an assmunch and violating the trust of whoever's phone it was.

Anyway, Focus lets you do this in a less trollworthy manner. It also has an option to lock you phone if someone hits the home button trying to get to other apps or snoop around in other stuff. Several other Gallery replacement apps do, as well.

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I'm so sick of it just nuke Palestine and Israel together it's over