You never swipe!

[email protected]

Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

[email protected]

Then they zoom out and start swiping. Just turn on Guided Access mode on iOS or Screen Pinning or App Pinning on Android. In those modes you can disable touch.

[email protected]

Guided Access Mode on iOS or Screen/App Pinning on Android

[email protected]

Also Delicious in Dungeon

[email protected]

Pass it on yourself, I haven’t used FB in at least 10 years. I’m guessing you don’t eat avocado toast either. Stereotypes are stupid aren’t they.

[email protected]

Depends on the history. You never fire somebody on the first offense in a case of using inappropriate language on the job, because you have to account for their personal background - maybe where they grew up that language is totally normal and they really don’t get that it’s a problem. They have to be given a chance to change their behavior once they’re aware that it’s not okay. If they do it again, it’s a valid violation of workplace standards and totally justifiable to fire them.

[email protected]

I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.

[email protected]

While recording their reaction

[email protected]

What app is that and does it exist on android?

[email protected]

I kinda think living in the real world is a bit of a pre-req. I don’t think the cooking anime quite counts there.

[email protected]

Ente Photos, it’s on both Android and iOS

[email protected]

Stereotypes are stupid, but also I believe that the user you’re replying to is being facetious and already making fun of the stereotypes.

Noble Shift

Christmas Morning thanks you for this so very very much.

/home/pineapplelover

crazy. I know us droids also have a guided access thing too but I’m not sure if we can disable touch

[email protected]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sex in the City

The psychopath thing isn’t necessary you just need different but complementary personalities.

[email protected]

Yes, historians shall refer to it as the Dark Age.

[email protected]

Hmm true, I guess Kanye would actually be beyond the line for be as well

[email protected]

Brb getting a job as a greeter to see how lo g it takes to get fired for saying "gas the nigs"

That's ridiculous.

[email protected]

Seriously, why are we wasting time pitying celebrities who used their fame in stupid ways, like going on a slur ridden tirade at for audience

[email protected]

This is why every other picture on my phone is my dick. Swipe at your own risk mfers.