You never swipe!

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She’s a swiper, Jerry!

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more or less every phone has this as well.

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The chronicles of daddick?

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I love that my gallery app has a “guest view”. I can select some photos, tap “guest view” and hand someone my phone. They can then only swipe across these photos, and if they try to leave the app the lock screen comes up.

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Or, you know, use a gallery app that doesn’t need such workarounds.

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Should that person never get another job ever again? “You said something bad so you and your family must starve!”

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Just make every second image in your phone this GIF:

Get some Operant Conditioning in them.

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I apologize for any offense I may have caused, but I believe your presence here is no coincidence. You have to be the messenger. Please pass it along to the others via email chain letter, or perhaps more effectively, state that Mark Zuckerberg has changed the rules of Facebook and requires all users to automatically swipe when handed people’s phones. That should be effective in getting Aunt Joyce to do the exact opposite.

madjo

“What is the deal with swiping on other people’s phones?”

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It would be fun to make a “No Swipe Image Viewer” app that lets you pick an image to share - and then presents some searing penalty like a screamer to anyone who swipes to the side.

Just be warned, not for the elderly or faint of heart.

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Yeah, welcome to the era from before they were ubiquitous.

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Jerry is a Zionist loser who heard “never again” and thought “yeah, let’s exterminate the Palestinians so that no genocide will happen again”

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Fired? Yes.

Banned from all other jobs? No.

Banned from jobs that are customer service related? Yes.

You can still be a piece of shit and work in places where that won’t have an effect on people.

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Does Ente photos work locally or is it just a “cloud” situation?

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Banned from jobs that are customer service related forever? No.

This is harder when we shift this to talking about comedians. For a comedian to have a job, people have to want to go to see them specifically. If I go to a show, and have a notably bad experience, I’m probably not going to go see that person / group / whatever again, and if I see videos and read news articles about someone else’s bad experience, that’s also probably enough to make me not want to see them, too.

So, maybe celebrities that get cancelled should have to find a new industry to work in, if what they did is bad enough. At the very least, they need to change their image to the point that they’re appealing to a different audience, if their old audience is no longer interested in seeing their show.

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Later on, George swipes when she shows a picture to get even, finds out she supports the wrong baseball team, and spends the rest of the episode trying to break up with her without revealing whybecause she’d find out that he swiped.

Flying Squid

“I tried to stop her, Jerry! I tried!”

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If you have an iPhone you can turn on Guided Access mode by triple clicking the power button.

In guided access mode you can disable touch.

support.apple.com/en-us/111795

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Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

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Then they zoom out and start swiping. Just turn on Guided Access mode on iOS or Screen Pinning or App Pinning on Android. In those modes you can disable touch.