Money is Heroin for Boring People

[wesker@lemmy.sdf.org]

Can confirm. Love money, daily life is pretty boring by many people's standards.

[deadcatbounce@reddthat.com]

Assets* ftfy

[sir_pronoun@lemmy.world]

Ah yes, love hanging out with all those fun heroin addicts

[introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Herobrine?

[finley@lemm.ee]

Or dick sucks!

[finley@lemm.ee]

Ancient Chinese curse:

“May you live in interesting times.”

[foggy@lemmy.world]

I don't like making money but I do like receiving it.

Usually requires that I make it somehow. That part usually sucks.

[glowie@h4x0r.host]

Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Isn't that a quote from a series or movie?
I just can't remember anymore where I've heard it, but it stuck with me...

[tokeneffort@sh.itjust.works]

Not if you spend it on things that are fun. I have so much fun decor and furniture wishlisted on Amazon and when i have my own apartment it will be a scrapbook of everything that brings me joy. I will make my bed look like an amazon van because I'm not boring.

[potatomoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I think it's a quote from like 10 movies or blogs or something

[potatomoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It's like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

But then you won't have money.

[irateanteater@sh.itjust.works]

I can't think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.

[rhynoplaz@lemmy.world]

Not having heroin?

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Could very well be, yeah...
Just heard it an a movie or series like a week ago the first time, but can't really remember where I heard it

[qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world]

I just heard it in "A Real Pain"

[luxspark@lemmy.cafe]

All of your problems with melt away...briefly.

[supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz]

I think it is perhaps more accurate to say Power is Heroin for Violent People

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Ah, yeah, thanks!
That was it!