Money is Heroin for Boring People

[sir_pronoun@lemmy.world]

Ah yes, love hanging out with all those fun heroin addicts

[introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Herobrine?

[finley@lemm.ee]

Or dick sucks!

[finley@lemm.ee]

Ancient Chinese curse:

“May you live in interesting times.”

[foggy@lemmy.world]

I don't like making money but I do like receiving it.

Usually requires that I make it somehow. That part usually sucks.

[glowie@h4x0r.host]

Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Isn't that a quote from a series or movie?
I just can't remember anymore where I've heard it, but it stuck with me...

[tokeneffort@sh.itjust.works]

Not if you spend it on things that are fun. I have so much fun decor and furniture wishlisted on Amazon and when i have my own apartment it will be a scrapbook of everything that brings me joy. I will make my bed look like an amazon van because I'm not boring.

[potatomoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I think it's a quote from like 10 movies or blogs or something

[potatomoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It's like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

But then you won't have money.

[irateanteater@sh.itjust.works]

I can't think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.

[rhynoplaz@lemmy.world]

Not having heroin?

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Could very well be, yeah...
Just heard it an a movie or series like a week ago the first time, but can't really remember where I heard it

[qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world]

I just heard it in "A Real Pain"

[luxspark@lemmy.cafe]

All of your problems with melt away...briefly.

[supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz]

I think it is perhaps more accurate to say Power is Heroin for Violent People

[naeap@sopuli.xyz]

Ah, yeah, thanks!
That was it!

[plaidboy@sh.itjust.works]

It isn't just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.

[rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works]

Junkies are some of the most boring people to talk to