Berry club [Mr Lovenstein]

[i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk]

Mind blown.

[thefogan@programming.dev]

Stregnth is being able to crush a tomato

Dexterity is being able to accurately throw a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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Person: Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa

Person2: Hey I found the bard!

[madbob@feddit.nl]

Ah, the stoic blueberry.

[zoopzezoop@lemmy.world]

You mean, it might be fruitful..?

[racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml]

I would say intelligence is the ability to absorb the information that tomato is fruit.

[zoopzezoop@lemmy.world]

That would make an interesting Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries!

[thefogan@programming.dev]

Well these are D&D based stats... generally speaking, doesn't quite fit the rules of reality. IE int would give a bonus to knowledge nature, in addition to increasing skill points allowing you to put points into it. (or in 5e inteligence (nature)), either way in pretty much all iterations the skills tend to be leveled by going out and adventuring. (A DM might grant a circumstance bonus if your character had specifically done some kind of teaching related to the subject, but the rules as written effectively having high int gives a bonus on the chance of knowing something, even if the character hasn't seen a plant or a classroom in years.

[jackhammer_joe@lemmy.world]

Is there a comprehensive list that shows most common berries, fruits etc. categorized?
I could use that for a Pubquiz

[frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml]

Coffee is a berry

[klear@sh.itjust.works]

You are a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups!

[klear@sh.itjust.works]

This is nuts!

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

There's no such thing as a fish.

[raiderkev@lemmy.world]

Berry much so

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

I think to be classed a berry you should have a minimum sugar content

[vga@sopuli.xyz]

This is transphobic

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

little did they know that the deep rage of injustice had sparked a flame within him so bright that the revolution that flowed through his noble veins would burn the retinas of his trembling enemies

[freshlight@sh.itjust.works]

Here's the bonus panel

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Then one day I was transposed
From a simple young man
To a godly tomato that held all existence
And told me that we should expand...

[justanotherkay@lemmy.world]

What is this gif from?

[bigbrainbrett2517@lemmy.world]

I'm sure Wikipedia has your back.