Berry club [Mr Lovenstein]

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I'd refer to myself with scientific categories. I'd refer to me so hard.

[prowe45@lemm.ee]

I think whether I was a fruit or not, I wouldn't want to operate with the assumption that I'm going to be eaten, so scientific categories all the way. As a human, I like to think of myself as a mammal/ape/homo sapien/whatever instead of wondering which parts of me are white meat vs dark meat.

[thebat@lemmy.world]

Chillis are berries too.

[esc27@lemmy.world]

I never thought of using tomatos as a way to explore the themes of gender and sexual identity, but there might be something there...

[rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works]

I've wondered quite a bit about my dark meat vs light meat. I've also wondered how well marbled I am. I think I'd be delicious.

[clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world]

As they say, "you eat with your eyes" so most certainly not.

[someguy3@lemmy.world]

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk]

Mind blown.

[thefogan@programming.dev]

Stregnth is being able to crush a tomato

Dexterity is being able to accurately throw a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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Person: Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa

Person2: Hey I found the bard!

[madbob@feddit.nl]

Ah, the stoic blueberry.

[zoopzezoop@lemmy.world]

You mean, it might be fruitful..?

[racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml]

I would say intelligence is the ability to absorb the information that tomato is fruit.

[zoopzezoop@lemmy.world]

That would make an interesting Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries!