Just to cheer you up
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I don’t think it’s a waste - we know he can bring things with him when uses the Speed Force (his clothes), so being able to travel without needing to run and use up stamina isn’t the worst decision.
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When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”
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if you ever feel useless just remember that Fifa has a subcommittee on human rights and social responsibility.
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It's to make sure there aren't any white people working in the sweat shops.
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A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.
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They don't let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.
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It's so he can slow down enough to ride with his super friends.
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Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.
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So that why Sonic has a car as well?
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You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.
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Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen he'll?
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I'm not sure what Sonic's deal is. I'm pretty sure he can't afford the drive thru.
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Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?
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I went through the McDonald's drive-through on foot once
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Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.