Just to cheer you up

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

It's to make sure there aren't any white people working in the sweat shops.

[bigturkeylove@lemmy.world]

A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.

[mcqtom@lemmy.world]

They don't let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.

[tachyontele@lemm.ee]

It's so he can slow down enough to ride with his super friends.

[eestileib@sh.itjust.works]

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

[n00b22@lemmy.ml]

So that why Sonic has a car as well?

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.

[whome@discuss.tchncs.de]

Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen he'll?

[mcqtom@lemmy.world]

I'm not sure what Sonic's deal is. I'm pretty sure he can't afford the drive thru.

[hoodiegyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

powdered plane

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[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

Supermobile - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

[dabaldeagul@feddit.nl]

I went through the McDonald's drive-through on foot once

[whatyouneed@lemmy.world]

Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

Writer Cary Bates says that the Supermobile was created as a promotional tie-in for the Corgi Toys toy line: "In my opinion, whenever merchandising needs are dictating story content, the odds of any real creativity or inspiration are severely compromised".

Yah, we could tell...

[jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org]

I the '80s that was reversed. Most of the cartoons were created to sell toys

[ramble81@lemm.ee]

I mean, would you want to run everywhere just because you can?

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

AFAIK flash does actually need to consume calories and all that, so maybe it's better than running literally everywhere.