Just to cheer you up

[eestileib@sh.itjust.works]

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

[n00b22@lemmy.ml]

So that why Sonic has a car as well?

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.

[whome@discuss.tchncs.de]

Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen he'll?

[mcqtom@lemmy.world]

I'm not sure what Sonic's deal is. I'm pretty sure he can't afford the drive thru.

[hoodiegyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

powdered plane

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[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

Supermobile - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

[dabaldeagul@feddit.nl]

I went through the McDonald's drive-through on foot once

[whatyouneed@lemmy.world]

Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

Writer Cary Bates says that the Supermobile was created as a promotional tie-in for the Corgi Toys toy line: "In my opinion, whenever merchandising needs are dictating story content, the odds of any real creativity or inspiration are severely compromised".

Yah, we could tell...

[jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org]

I the '80s that was reversed. Most of the cartoons were created to sell toys

[ramble81@lemm.ee]

I mean, would you want to run everywhere just because you can?

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

AFAIK flash does actually need to consume calories and all that, so maybe it's better than running literally everywhere.

[piemanding@sh.itjust.works]

Most media just has superheroes consume regular calories for their body size it seems. Where does all this extra energy come from? Guess Flash has the speed force, Hulk the gamma radiation, and Superman the star power. Only two I remember someone eating extra calories is Pecorine from Princess Connect and that one girl who can create anything from My Hero Academia.

[dalekcaan@lemm.ee]

He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he "found on the ground..."

[grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works]

Might be a damage control group tho

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

No,I specifically remember the flash drinking his coffee with double digit number of sugars.